My KnickName....

.....Is da Smiler.

i always like 2 laff, but eva since Aki left i ave not been so da appy.

But it ok now I fink.

Da skool teks up mi tyme now

And i ave 2 lern da enliss better so frm now on i may fink lot more abt dis postin

Wheel Ave Nun of Dat!

Dis wuz anovver of Aki's crazy ideaS. She tuk dis at an outfitters in Carnaby St, just off Piccadilly, about 3 hours before whe went to da airport.

I fink her idea was da word, ang on, i gotta luk it up...

INCONGRUOUS,

No idea wot it means.

Fun 2 dress up like dat tho.

We fink We got Da Problems??????

Half da World is verry poor an kids die.

Concert called LIVE AID in 1985.

Dis brudcast 2 da world and da irony clear. "Whoos gonna drive ya home?" is da West Main concern.

Dese kids ave to lern "Whoos goona save der life?"





U can't go on, finkin nuffins wrong.

Get da act 2gevva world, feed da kids.

Now dat I feel Better...

I guess das wot i get on da web, but i dun care.

Kim is safe and i can deal wiv 10,000 daves.

Anew photo...





At least 1 gril won't get 2 no da "plessure" of da dave arris wotsit fingy.

I am so da mad dat he upset mi cuz agen.

Aki wunt say nuffin so i ave 2 say it 4 her

Dave h is nuffin but a slef-sentred TWAT oo needs da proof of da everyfink an he needs 2 B tawt a lesson.

Wyman, my fren, dun ave nuffin 2 do wiv dat loooser. Ee has now deleted is own Yahoo E ways wich proof ee is da bad. Yippee. no-wun messes wiv da Pixie.

Wot a Crabby Guy

Da dave keeps on gettin 2 mi cuz an i dun like it AT AWLL.

on an on an on abt Aki' past life.

she advise da fool abt is luv lyfe an den he diss her abt her life.

Gawd i am piss off

dave if u read dis go 2 da hell of da upside-down sinner wer u belong

Mi Pub Outfit

- not rilly.

I am tiny, an dis 1 shows it.

BUT I like da mini a lot.

I go 2 da pub in a mini like dis, bt a liccle longer.

But nt much.

HeHe.

Sumtymes I feel lik da Barbie Doll!!

Do I luk like a Barbie Doll?

Scapa Flow

Scapa Flow is best nown for 2 fings: 1. The scutlin of da German fleet in 1919, in da 1st World War, an 2. the very last peeps to die in dat war (jus 9). It's a space of sea near da Orkneys, far north of Britain.

Wot happen wuz dat the Germans had lost and becoz Scapa Flow is a very good natural harbor (is only abt 70 feet deep an 160 feet at da deepest) and is very well protected.

In Nov 1918 after da war had ended the 74 ships of German fleet wer kept prisoner der.

Dey knew they wud ave 2 accept da demand of giving up, but dey did nt wan ships in British ands.

In June 1919, when da British ships left Scapa Flow for practise at sea, da admiral gave da command to sink all da ships.

No lives were lost but 9 were killed whn 1 British ship fired on 1 of da German ship to stop dem sinkin it. These wer der las peeple 2 die in dat war.

Da bad fing was, lots of oil an nasty stuff was left in da water. Yuch.

Dat war, 1st World War was a war of honor, unlike da 2nd which was more tactical. Apart from da Japanese kamikaze planes of course.