I yanked ya Chain der, din't I?

Da last post (Ta-da!!!) was a liccle strip of wot i like 2 Do! NOT wot I do!

Ere's da real me...


das near da ome in Japan


im decent sumtymes!

BANG! Ur Dead, Bucko!

Here i go den,

were's da cowboys??



if NE guyz like dis one,

vote NOW!!!!!!!



(plzzzzz?)

Dun Get 2 near I may BITE you!! HeHe.

Here's a liccle insect

on da green green grass

of a gardn sumwer

in England

Gott mek sure sumone

duz nt eet me up!!

How i luk in Jpan...

Me in ma skool Uni.


Jpan style.


Most skoolgrils were dis Uni.


S'ok I wuz 17 den.


In Jpan 14 is legal N E way.


Am i cute?

Plz comment as I dunno if UK guys lik dis kind of fing on girlz.

Pigtails

Dis is me actin normal:


Dis is wot 2 much study duz foo ya.


Fank gudness im not in Jpan any more.


Dat wuz hevy - 7 am till 10pm.


Ere in da uk jus 9 am till 5 pm sorta.


And dats da skooldayz!!


So I got it guz ere.


PLus da pubs o course!!

"Yours Truly Jack The Ripper"

Dis post will tek longer dan normal coz i fink i'd better do it in da real English.

"Yours Truly Jack The Ripper"

Was wrttin at the end of a letter said to be from the famous killer.

The facts have been changed over the years but these are they:

Between 1888 and 1891 there were a number of really bad murders in an around London's Whitechapel.

Most were prostitutes and the killings were so awful that everyone was scared to go out at night. London at dat time was a foggy, smelly, polluted city and the killings were covered by thick fog.

The killings were so awful that they looked like a doctor had done dem.

Two in the same night (30th Sept 1888). The cops got 2 letters from someone who signed them, "Jack The Ripper".

No-one ever found out who he was but today dere are still 4 suspects.

And then there was the funny message on a wall near a killing. "The juwes are the men not bo blamed for nothing" (actual spelling). Funny thing was, this message was erased by the cops, even tho it was evidence.

The letters said that he didn't like prostiutes and there were 11 killings BUT not all were jack the Ripper. Peeps get mixed up with him and the "Whitechapel murders".

Jack was never seen but one of the girls was still warm when da cops got there. They must have missed him by minutes, espesially on the 30th Sept.

There have been many ideas about what happened but no-one rilly knows. I study history not stories.

And in 1891 the killings suddenly stopped.

R UR eyes red yet lik dis kini?

This is da me in da forest full of wuds.

I prefer dese kinis cos dey R level across mi tummi, not like da awful fongs dat cut me in 1/2.

Gr8 summer dey den, rilly hot.

I rilly like dis shot. Is gud.

A Very Naughty 16...?

Dis Pic is very popular.

Tuk in Japan 2 years ago. Dat is, when i wuz 16 and a bit.

Wuz a backstreet sumwhere, and no, i wuz not dressed up jus 4 da photo.

I fink U guys like dis coz i was wearin nuffin underneath (cant U tell......?)

A Question Foo Ya

More Ruskies dies in dis war dan evryone did in WW2.

Dey said it wud be over by Xmas.

De invention of da tank was 1st tried ere - it was called "Mother". (See pic)

"Your Country Needs You!"

Baron Von Richtofen cruied da skies in his triplane with gr8 success.

Chlorine gas in the trnches.

Willy Owen died der before writin his poem:

"Dulce et Decorum est, pro Patria Mori"

- witch is Latin for -

"It is and Honor and a Privelige to Die for One's Country"

and thus invented sarcasm.

Yus, it was WW!, a war fought with pride by dose who did not fight it (Da generals)

So, a quessie:

Ow did it all start, and wher, and Y?

Da GND Effect

Here is da normal me with normal close on.


Wearing a min-skirt i got from da kids department (ages 8 thru 11).


Primark £2.


GND duz not stan 4 "Gross National Deficit" (whateva dat means), but simply


"Girl Next Door"


PS not enuff comments on dis blog. If I dun get sum soon i will delete it.